Me: Mom, Mr. Chase told me to ask you about bandwidth because we're going to be downloading a lot of videos and stuff.
Mom: *stare* What? *goes about making bread*
Me: What is bandwidth? In my Shakespeare course I will be downloading a lot of videos and I need to know what it is!
Mom: *starts laughing* You might have to Google this...I don't know much about bandwidth.
Me: But we need to have a conversation about it!
Mom: Why? *confused look of the century*
Me: Because I need to turn our conversation into a screenplay...
Mom: Oh...well...bandwidth has something to do with the amount of downloads the internet can handle.
Me: Well…if I needed to be downloading a lot of videos, can our bandwidth handle it?
Mom: Oh yeah. You'll be fine.
Me: Is there a limit of how much can be downloaded in a month?
Mom: I don't think so.
Me: Okay! Thanks for the help, oh are you making homemade bread?
Mom: Yes! *measures salt*
Me: Yummy! Your bread is the best.
Mom: *stare* What? *goes about making bread*
Me: What is bandwidth? In my Shakespeare course I will be downloading a lot of videos and I need to know what it is!
Mom: *starts laughing* You might have to Google this...I don't know much about bandwidth.
Me: But we need to have a conversation about it!
Mom: Why? *confused look of the century*
Me: Because I need to turn our conversation into a screenplay...
Mom: Oh...well...bandwidth has something to do with the amount of downloads the internet can handle.
Me: Well…if I needed to be downloading a lot of videos, can our bandwidth handle it?
Mom: Oh yeah. You'll be fine.
Me: Is there a limit of how much can be downloaded in a month?
Mom: I don't think so.
Me: Okay! Thanks for the help, oh are you making homemade bread?
Mom: Yes! *measures salt*
Me: Yummy! Your bread is the best.